Monday, May 20, 2013

Technology Is Hard- A Final Post

Hi, members of Team Technology-Inept! This is my final blog posting. 

(To my professor, I apologize for the hour.)

To everyone else- I was told something really smart on our last day of classes. I was told, "in life there are three inevitable things- death, taxes, and technical difficulties." And can I tell you, technical difficulties happened to me today! To the extreme! My computer will certainly be taking a visit to the Apple store tomorrow so it can be saved. EVERY SINGLE TIME I attempted to use the internet longer than a few seconds, it shut itself down. Which is obviously problematic when you're attempting to upload the finishing touches onto your website, which is meant to be all about technology. BLARGH!

But me and my Team Technology-Inept self figured it out. And you know what they say- better late than never, right? 

So this post is really about wrapping it up, and I think the best way for me to do that is to share with you some of the fantastic websites of my classmates so you can check us out, and also to talk about all the stuff I learned. 

Without further ado, my three favorite websites!

1) Spencer's Website
The reason I like Spencer's website is twofold- I love his images page, and I also love his music page. The image on his page is just really freaking awesome, so naturally that's the reason I like that. I would have never guessed that was a mushroom! The music page is cool mostly because you can actually hear Spencer playing! He's a wonderful trombone player, and I just think it's really bold and cool to put your own music up. It sounds silly, but it's hard, people! It's hard to put yourself out there! 

2) Juan's Website
The reason- his concrete music composition is AMAZING! I would NEVER have guessed in a thousand years that all of those sounds he included in his piece are all from the same 37 second clip of a garbage truck. I am amazed, and impressed, and the next time I write a play about an alien invasion, I will most certainly be using this piece in my design. Please go check out the page right now! PS, while you're there, visit his movies page! That's also incredible!

3) Colin's Website
If you thought I wouldn't get down with some sweet bluegrass, you were sorely mistaken. If you head over to Colin's music page, you'll here the dulcet sounds of a finger picking genius, Brian Sutton. I'm jamming to it right now. I also find his homepage deeply entertaining, and who doesn't like emus? Colin also created a phenomenal concrete music piece; it's a glorious piece of percussion that once began life as a heater in a a school stairwell. Crazy, right!?

Clearly there are things to love about all of my classmates' websites, so feel free to visit them all! 

And of course, mine!

The things I learned. Goodness. I learned so much.

This sounds sappy, yet true. I'm an honest person, and I'm not the kind to go on and on about a teacher just because. Let me tell you, though, how much I learned. I still consider myself a member of Team Technology-Inept, for sure. There's a lot of stuff that I don't know how to do. But yesterday, I was working on my own personal website, and I was amazed at how much I was able to improve just based on the simple things we learned in class. (Okay some of them were HARD, not simple!) I don't think I learned an immense volume of things, but what I was able to do with the few things I learned is crazy. Check out my website if you don't believe me. That thing was hard to put together, and frustrating as all get out, and I am beyond proud of all of the work that I did. I can firmly say that everything on that website, I put there from scratch, when before there was only a blank white page. I feel confident in working with a bunch of different programs (confident that I won't completely ruin everything and that I'll eventually create what I wanted to). And this is a huge deal. Anyone else who is a member of Team Technology-Inept, you know what I mean. You know what it's like to be confused on Facebook. So the fact that I made a website?

BOOM.

Technology is Hard- The iMovie Edition

So yes.

iMovie. The most exciting way to make movies on a Mac with zero experience and lots of drive.
And lots of time on your hands.

I mean really. A lot of time.

Have I mentioned that making ANYTHING in iMovie is DEEPLY time consuming?

As a proud member of Team Technology-Inept, I will admit that I have tackled iMovie more than once. Usually this tackling occurs when I realize I have to send in some film footage of me doing anything, usually for some fitness certification. (I'm looking at you, willPower&grace.) So I blunder my way into iMovie, ready for a quick, 10 minute process that becomes 3 hours of soul sucking my life away.

It's not ideal.

So when I discovered we were to create an iMovie for this class, I nearly cried. At least one single, solitary tear came out. And I felt really, deeply broken on the inside.

So this is my rant about iMovie.
First- what's with the thumbnails, people? EVERY TIME I open iMovie it has to make thumbnails of all of my pictures, which takes FOREVER and a day, and by the time it's finished doing that, I've lost all of my will to live, let alone any kind of desire to make any kind of video.

Second- BLARGH! That's just the sound that I make whenever iMovie closes for no reason.

Third- Finalizing the video. Again, it takes hours. Should a 3 minute video take 35 minutes to finalize? Apparently. Apparently.

Fourth- Transitions. Now I don't mind a lovely fade in every once in a while, but the mere presence of all of those transition possibilities guilts me into thinking that I have to transition between each one of my photos. And if you want to see this guilt in action, I'd be happy to show you. Just check out my website, here!

Finally- it takes iMovie forever to open, it takes it forever to move photos. Maybe this is really a notification that my computer should be cleaned out because it shouldn't take forever to do anything, but for reals I spent 3 hours on this movie page, when it shouldn't have taken that long. And if it should, then I don't like making movies that much. So there.

Disclaimer: I will say that this member of Team Technology-Inept was able to do a whole bunch of things that she never believed she could do, and therefore iMovie must be particularly user friendly. I'm NOT going to assume that I actually know anything about technology. That's silly.

Technology Is Hard- But Apparently Not Making Final Presentations

So normally I'd be talking to you about how much technology is super hard, because it is. And I've got a rant about iMovie coming your way. But this post is more like kuddos to all of my friends in my Technology Resources class. Because they were all awesome!

Everyone created these fantastic final presentations that involved filming icebreakers and playing games, composing original music and uploading the scores for download, creating multimedia theatrical experiences, filming their own versions of popular tv shows, and my group- we created a vlog/photodiary of NYC.

And everyone did such a great job!

I remember in the beginning of the semester, a whole bunch of us raised our hands and accepted our lot on Team Technology-Inept. And yet we made these fantastic things!!!!

Props, people. Props.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Technology is Hard- And Powerpoint is Stupid


Can I just say? Powerpoint is lame. Really. PowerPoint isn't exciting.

Maybe it's because I'm not a very visual person, so I have a lot of trouble making attractive PowerPoint presentations because I definitely can't even think of what it should look like if it were to be attractive.

I'm also a member of Team Technology-Inept so the likelihood of me figuring out how to make a PowerPoint that is not white and black...slim to none, friends. Slim to none.

So I had to make this PowerPoint thing for the technology class, that shares some of my opinions and ideas about theatre and literacy. And you know what? That powerpoint made it stale and boring! Theatre isn't stale and boring, it's vibrant and exciting! 

So screw PowerPoint, and bring on Prezi!

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Technology is Hard- The Animated Version

So the newest form of torture for this member of Team Technology-Inept? Animation. Because my life isn't hard enough.

Except at first I'm thinking it's not that bad. I'm reading the instructions for the assignment, and I decide to attempt to download something that makes GIFs or whatever. I go, download, only to find out that the free and highly recommended program for Mac isn't available from the website I've been sent to. It downloads some .snt file that opens in TextEdit.

"That's fine," I think. "No big deal, I'm alright." I decide to just use one of the online GIF making websites. Then I realize I've got to convert these JPGs to GIF.

UGH.

So I read more instructions- "Oh, it works in Gimp. Cool. I'll just do that." I open up Gimp, I try to save as, that doesn't work, but this nifty (and helpful!) little window pops up saying that I have to export the photo if I want to change the file format. Sweet. So I export the photos that I put on my images page the other day (I'm sure you remember that posting), and voila! I have GIF files.

"That wasn't bad at all, Davis! Nice work!"

So I go to this website, I upload the photos, and BOOM! A GIF Animation is playing! It took 4 seconds! SWEET! I get the html code (and as I'm looking at these different code options, I'm super impressed with myself because I actually know what each one does) and I open my page. I type my code lingo, <a> </a> and all that. Save. Upload to NYU files. Open page.

A GIF ANIMATION IS WORKING ON MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

"This is a record! This was officially the easiest thing I've ever done! Maybe I can graduate to Team Technology-Mediocre!"

But wait. I read the instructions as I open audacity to create a piece of music that is tailor-edited for my gorgeous, glorious GIF animation. I'm reading. How long should the song be? I mean, this GIF goes on forever...I ponder, I start deleting sections that obviously don't fit, and wonder if I should just upload the whole 19 minutes of Romeo and Juliet (it's a ballet photo, okay? Don't judge) and then I discover the seemingly fine print- it's a GIF that has a finite length, not like my infinite friend hanging out on my page already.

"It's cool," I think. Loudly. "I'm technology-mediocre, I can do anything." *brushes shoulders off* "I got this. I'll just use another free online program."

I click on a different link. This one is even easier! I don't have to make an account, so they can never spam me. "Superstar!" I whisper, with my jazz hands above my head. I'm not in a deep lunge, given how much effort it would be to get off my bed, but you get the idea. Being that I'm technology-mediocre now, I only upload 3 photos, just in case. I can always re-make it later, given how easy it is/smart I am. So I upload the photos, and get my GIF animation delivered to my computer screen in a jiffy.

It's infinite.

"Uh, okay. That's fine." *Brushes shoulders off with far less vigor than before* "I've got it. I'll just download a different free thing for Mac. No big deal." I strategically scroll past the Adobe Photoshop suggestion, given the amazingly long series of instructions below that option. And I don't understand half of them. So I click the other program that's free and makes GIF files. I go to the link...and no download option there either.

I slowly scroll up to the top of my homework page, and see the Adobe photoshop choice.

*PRIMAL SCREAM*

So I take my seriously technology-inept self to the Adobe website so I can download a trial of Photoshop, just so I can create a finite GIF using the longest set of instructions since the Bible, so that I can create a snippit of music approximately 10 seconds long to accompany it.

Being technology-inept is lame. So lame.

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An update- I FINALLY MADE IT WORK. Against all odds.
I downloaded Adobe, and then of course my computer died and I had left my charger elsewhere. So I wasn't able to get back to it until today.
So I get the charger. I upload the images, and I start attempting to use Photoshop. I had to do A LOT of online searching about how to actually animate the thing using the newest version of Photoshop (CS6 or whatever that means), because there's no "animation" window, at least not that I could find, and instead it's called the timeline window.

I finally figured out how to animate the GIF, and then realized I need to add music, so I open Audacity, and shorten a song, and tried to make it match the length of the GIF but let's be real people......

So I did it. It took forever, and was totally hard, and why do I ever want to make GIF's anyway?

But I did it. Congratulations to me.

Technology is Hard- The NYU Classes Edition

So when I arrived at NYU, we had this TERRIBLE online platform called Blackboard. It wasn't techno-advanced, so I felt like I could figure it out pretty quickly. It was simple, if stupid and unnecessarily useless, but I adapted. I'm pretty accustomed to NYU being behind the times in terms of technology.

And then, fellow members of Team Technology-Inept, they did something terrible. They CHANGED THE SYSTEM. NYU classes is the Google-based (at least I think it is) host of all of my school stuff. So here are the pros and cons of this new system, from the voice of the Technology-Inept:

Con 1- all of my old stuff is elsewhere.
I don't know why things didn't transfer from Blackboard to NYU, but everything that was uploaded onto Blackboard is gone from me now. All the syllabi, all the supporting docs and readings....gone. And of course they posted something about "get your stuff, blah blah techno-speak" but really? Did they think I was going to know what that meant? Apparently they did, and all of my class stuff is gone. This is not detrimental to my life, but I would have liked to have all of those things available to me and I don't.

Con 2- what do the icons mean?
Specifically, there is a double-arrowed icon next to the different headings that made me confused for the longest time, and when you mouse over it, no explanation pops up. It took me forever to figure it out! And that's not the only one. Of course, I don't have any other examples now of anything, but in general the icons aren't obvious pictures that tell you what is happening. There's no back and forward arrows anywhere...it's just not intuitive. And if you know anything about this Technology-Inept person, I like things that are intuitive.

Con 3- Double Login
You have to log in to NYU home, then click the "classes" button, and then log in again. Something stupid, but REALLY annoying, especially when you're logging in from a mobile device OR when you're logging in multiple times per day.

Con 4- Downloading PDFs
Before, when downloading a PDF, a new window would pop up. And on my iPad, I'd get a little button option to open said PDF in an app, somewhere that I could save it, and whatever. Now, that doesn't happen because all of the information isn't one page, it's a page that's living inside of a bigger page with tabs. I don't know how to explain that in technical speak, but the point is, my iPad doesn't ask me if I want to open the PDF in an app, so I can't save any of the plays I have to read for playwriting. Which is lame.

Pro 1- Tabs!
There are tabs between each class, which makes toggling back and forth really fantastic. Everything feels so accessible. Hooray!

Pro 2- Calendar!
There is a calendar. It's sweet. In my mind, I imagine that I would be able to sync the calendars so that all of the assignments for each class would be on one calendar, and I could see where everything was due all on one page. Of course that doesn't happen in real life, and I don't know if that's because it's not possible, or because I'm Inept and don't know how to do it. Also, none of my teachers use the calendar function, so it makes no difference.

Pro 3- Online Submissions Made Easy!
It's way easier to submit assignments via dropbox. That makes me happy.

So there you have it, pros and cons from the voice of Team Technology-Inept.

Technology Is Hard- The Group Project Edition

So as you have figured out, I am a member of Team Technology-Inept, and in my technology resources class, we're working on a group project.

I don't think I'm letting any cats out of any bags, so I'll just say- my group (NY-Us) is creating a photo blog project of NYC architecture, with commentary from people we meet about the reasons they love living in NY. Group- if that was a secret...my bad, y'all.

So here is the technology-is-hard complaint about this group project thing...when technology is hard for you, it's a struggle to be accountable to other people about work that needs to get done. Let's be real, the work we're doing isn't THAT challenging, except for the movies part. That I don't even know about. But taking pictures- not that hard. Except I'm pretty sure we're going to have to do something magical to these photos before we put them in the Prezi (did you see my post about Prezi not being that hard?) so that's going to suck. And I just feel guilty because I feel so behind in this whole technology thing, and I definitely don't get a lot of what is going on....so....I'm feeling like a shitty group member.

The other part of being a member of Team Technology-Inept is, our project isn't that fabulous. All the other groups are planning something fabulous and amazing, and I can barely take a good photo, let alone put a movie in something. I mean, what? Really now? I don't want to let my group down, and I don't want to be the crappy group that doesn't have a good project. So there's that.

In general, being Technology Inept in a room full of techno-smart folks is really pretty hard, especially when all of those people are like "Oh, it's easy! You just do [insert techno babble that makes me feel crazy because I don't speak Portuguese]."